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Anonymous asked:

Super Soldier Pyrrha trying to act as a civilian

*At a diner*

Jaune: Okay look, you need to calm down.

Pyrrha, nervously twiddling with her hair: I can’t, I feel as if everyone knows, and they are about to call some sort of government authority to take me back.

Jaune, soothingly: Hey, calm down okay? I won’t let that happen to you. You can trust me.

Pyrrha: O-okay.

Waitress, walking up: Coffee?

Pyrrha, jolting: Huh?!?!

Waitress: Uh, coffee? Would you like some coffee?

Pyrrha: Oh, yeah. Of course I would. Thank you.

*The waitress pours Pyrrha and Jaune some coffee*

Pyrrha, nervously staring at the ‘fragile’ mug:…………………

Waitress: Are you just going to look at it?

Pyrrha: What? *Awkwardly chuckles* No.

*Pyrrha, being ever so delicate, lifts the coffee mug up very slowly so she wouldnt accidentally break it from her super strength*

Waitress:……..is she alright?

Jaune, awkwardly: Yeah, she’s just………a careful person.

Waitress: Oh, okay then. So, have you and your date decided on what to eat ye-

*Pyrrha, upon hearing the word ‘date’, tenses up, causing her to accidentally break the coffee mug in her hand by squeezing it too hard*

Pyrrha, blushing: D-D-DATE?! NO NO! WE AREN’T DATING! WE’RE JUST FRIENDS!

Waitress, wide eyes:………..Is she alright? She just got some scalding hot coffee all over her and didnt even react.

Jaune, awkwardly: Uh…….she……has a high pain intolerance.

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doggosrule asked:

Mulaney Bebop, Full Metal Mulalchemist: Deltahood, Dragon Ball MulanZey, MLNY, Mulankitsu Happening, etc. I can do this all day! Thanks Troll-Spawn! :D